supermomdoesntlivehere

Because motherhood will never be a perfect science

SATURDAYS

on March 29, 2015

Saturdays…
When you’re single…
Consist of sleeping in unless you’re working; shopping, leisurely lunches or a movie with friends; a party or the club hoping to meet ‘the one’ or maybe just ‘the one to have sex with’.
Saturdays
In a relationship…
Consist of sleeping in unless you’re working; sex; hanging out together and maybe with friends; dinner and a movie and sex
Saturdays…
When you have kids…
Consist of fleeting memories of sleeping in; Karate, swimming or dance lessons; no sex; movies that involve a talking animal or toy or an alien too cute to kill ; prayers for an early night but regret that the weekend is basically over and no sex.

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