Because motherhood will never be a perfect science


on September 22, 2015

I’d like to file a complaint! Who do I talk to?

Someone forgot to give me the manual and I don’t know what I’m doing!

There is no possible way anyone can expect me to know how to deal with growing children.

GIRLS…I might add

What? Just because I am one?

No way! They’re not built the way the used to be!

Moody, weepy, overly sensitive (ok, that’s me too), playing one minute and trying to kill each other the next.

They talk back and roll their eyes. One raised eyebrow and hands on hips and act like they’re the boss!

What the heck?

Now, I’m getting questions about life that I’m not even sure I’m ready to answer.

How the heck should I know?

I haven’t even figured it out yet!

I feel like I’m assembling my very first kitchen table from IKEA.

That was an experience, but this child rearing business takes the cake.

So, whoever has my manual better give it back…

Because apparently there are NO REFUNDS!


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